Pitching to a hungry audience is shooting yourself in the foot, so bring along some tasty treats – preferably sugary stuff – to boost client focus and mood. It WILL make a significant difference in the success or productivity of your meeting. This week’s #RBFM sugar spell: Slutty Brownies!
Who doesn’t love a well-made dessert smashed into some Oreos, which is then smashed into another delicious, delicious dessert? If you don’t love that, I suggest you leave now because we’re about Frakenstein a brownie, a blondie and some Oreos into one amazing concoction, otherwise known as the “Slutty Brownie.” Let’s start by preheating your oven to 350 degrees Fahrenheit.
Step 0 – What You’ll Need for 15 to 20 Slutty Brownies
+ The blondie mix: 8 tablespoons butter, ¾ cup brown sugar, 2 eggs, 1 teaspoon vanilla extract, 1 ¼ cup flour, ½ teaspoon baking soda, pinch of salt, ½ cup chocolate chips (add more chocolate chips, if you want).
+ The brownie mix: 1 ½ cup sugar, ¾ cup cocoa, ½ teaspoon baking soda, 2/3 cup butter, ½ boiling water, 1 teaspoon vanilla, 2 eggs, 1 cup flour, pinch of salt, ½ cup chocolate chips (add more chocolate chips, if you want).
+ One package of Oreo cookies
+ One 9" x 9" brownie pan
Step 1 – Make the Blondie and Brownie Layers (No Baking Yet)
+ The Blondie mix: Add melted butter and brown sugar into a bowl. Beat that mix until she’s smooth and ready. Add eggs and vanilla extract. Beat some more. In a separate bowl, mix together the flour, baking soda and salt. Next, mix both mixtures together. Stir in your chocolate chips.
+ The brownie mix: Add sugar, cocoa, baking soda to a clean, empty bowl. Then, slowly mix in the melted butter. Add the boiling water. Stir, stir, stir. Next, add the vanilla and eggs. Stir some more. Add the flour and salt. Keep stirring. Finally, add the chocolate mix.
Step 2 – Stack the Layers in the Baking Pan
+ Line the baking pan with aluminum foil, which you’ll grease with baking spray.
+ Slutty brownies are, of course, made of three layers. Start with the blondie mix at the bottom of the baking pan. The middle layer is just cracked and broken Oreos, and you can use as many cookies as you prefer. The top layer is the brownie batter. If you’re feeling extra sinful, add another layer of Oreos at the top of the brownie batter.
Step 3 – Let’s Get Baked
+ Bake the dessert for 35 minutes. The key is underbaking in order to achieve a soft, almost gooey texture, so be careful not to overbake.
+ Eat your masterpiece. Then, take a nap. Wake up. Repeat until all Slutty Brownies have been vanquished.
+ I conveniently forgot that we made these brownies for an upcoming meeting or pitch. You may need to make another batch if you took my above advice to eat all the brownies.
+ Thank Julia’s Album for the original recipe!
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